December 5, 2009

Drugs and Bank

3 guys wanted to rob a bank. Now each of them has a drug of choice.

Guy 1 is into heroin

So he shoots up, looks at his 2 mates and says "guys I have a plan." " We fly into the bank, huver over the counter all the way back to the safe the take the safe and fly back out undetected."

Guy 2 is into cocaine

He takes a sniff, looks at his 2 mates and says "guys I have another plan." "We enter the bank fucken shoot everyone then go to the safe blow it up, get the money. We then go out shoot everyone and get the fuck away."

Guy 3 is into weed.

He takes a few puffs, sits down, and looks at his 2 mates.

He then says "Guys I like your plan, aaaand I like your plan."

*Can we do it tomorrow?"

Hehe =P

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