Computer Jokes

Windows

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen”.

The surprised salesman replies: - “But madam, computers do not have curtains…”.

And the blonde said: - “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”

Blonde n Thermos

A blonde is in a store and picks up a thermos. She asks the clerk “What’s this do?” The clerk replies, “It’s a Thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” She looks at it and says, “That’s genius, I’ll take it.”

Later on at work and her supervisor passes her desk and sees the thermos. “What’s this he asks?” The blonde replies, “Its a thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The supervisor says, “I mean what’s in it?”

She replies, “Some soup and a popcicle.”

Error Message Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

Now, he works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Sleep Tite~

Back-up!

500 times

A teacher ask a student to write "I will not throw paper airplanes in class" 500 times on the whiteboard. So the student come forward and write...